Bob Dylan: Haiku 61 Revisited

Friday, December 24, 2010

Bob invites his wife
To love him in his farmhouse...
And to "blow" his "horn."

The horses are tired.
How will Bob ride? He’s lazy,
He lets the girls sing.

Bob's gonna get you.
Whether he'll love you or kill you
Remains to be seen.

If this guy traded
On the options exchanges,
You would buy his puts.

Lovers can be weird.
Bob just wants to be your pal.
Do you believe him?

When it comes to dreams,
Bob can give the Everlys
Stiff competition.

It's hard to be an
Alligator Man, but it
Has its benefits.

"All American."
It means you join a band
And contract VD.

Joker can't take life.
Thief says, "It is what it is...
Let others suffer."

Bob has a problem.
Alberta's hair is still up.
He still wants it down.

Bob would pay this girl
To let down her long, long hair,
And be less mopey.

Bob rocks a road song
By the Grateful Dead. Hippies
Tend to dig this tune.

Is it ironic?
Bob has logorrhea, but
This time cops the Fifth.

Bob tells listeners
They'd better get straight with God
Coz they all sinners.

Bob ain't gonna play Sun City.
How many South Africans
Asked him if he would?

I could be a jerk,
But then, I would go to hell,
So I'd rather not.

Forbidden jukebox song:
A-11. His ex played
It when they dated.

Girl won't ask this boy
To senior prom because he
Has poor complexion.

Bob's in Mexico
He suffers Spanish heartbreak
In a Latin way.

Cocaine's mighty good,
But it overstimulates.
Cocaine's mighty bad.