Thursday, March 18, 2010

Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window?

Your husband, that drip,
Traps you in bourgeois cages.
He's SO not worth it.

Clothesline Saga

Here's a bizarre tale:
Bob hangs wash, talks to some guy,
Goes back in the house.

Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts

One confusing tale,
Too many plots to follow.
Bank heist, heartache, death.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Property of Jesus

Go ahead, tease the
Jesus freak. But keep in mind,
His name is "Dylan."

She's My Baby (Traveling Wilburys)

Dylan's tongue, your throat.
Three other dudes get to watch.
Good-time rock n' roll!

Love Rescue Me

Bob, Bono and gang
Get sanctimonious
On this U2 song.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Lay Lady Lay

Bob wants you in bed.
He's got balls and beds of brass.
You're lying on them.

Rock Me, Mama

Dylan offers you
Several ways you can rock him.
Why not try some out?

Diamond Joe

Diamond Joe's buddy
Thinks "fun" means rootin'-tootin'
Lootin' an' shootin'

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Red Cadillac and a Black Moustache

Your secret lover
Has unwanted facial hair
And a big, red car.

Everything Is Broken

There's no arguing
And little more to tell you
With titles like that

One for My Baby (One for the Road)

Bob wants one more drink
Before he drives himself home.
Watch out for cops, Bob.

Cocaine Blues

Bob's like most rock stars.
He got the cocaine running
All around his brain.

Caribbean Wind

Holy Roller Bob
Can't match Caribbean girl's
Graham-Greene-life story.

Black Diamond Bay

An Altmanesque cast
In Irwin Allen's "Earthquake."
They die in the end.

It's All Over Now, Baby Blue

Bob leaves a lover
Who can't face reality.
So it goes, baby.

Blowin' in the Wind

Bob knows so little.
He asks where the answers are.
He has a strong hunch.