Confidential

Don't tell anyone
About his love for you, doll.
It's confidential!

By the Banks of the Royal Canal

Irish Prisoners
Live monotonously and
In filthy quarters.

Bonnie Ship the Diamond

Whaling ship sets sail
On a long, crappy voyage.
Still, cheer up, says Bob.

Baby Won't You Be My Baby

Bob sees troubling signs
Of unrest, but keeps hitting
On a girl he likes.

All You Have to Do Is Dream

Bob invites his wife
To love him in his farmhouse...
And to "blow" his "horn."

All I Have to Do Is Dream

When it comes to dreams,
Bob can give the Everlys
Stiff competition.

All-American Boy

"All American."
It means you join a band
And contract VD.

Stones That You Throw

You know this lesson --
The one about glass houses:
Don't throw stones in them.

Song for Canada (One Single River)

Ian Tyson's song
Might be a love letter to
Quebec separatists.

One for My Baby (One for the Road)

Bob wants one more drink
Before he drives himself home.
Watch out for cops, Bob.