Dear Mrs. Roosevelt

Woody writes a song
For Eleanor Roosevelt,
Praising her husband.

Come See

Come see mom's baby,
Dad's penny, brother's donkey,
Sister's kitty cat.

Car Car

Riding in his car
Means you have to handle a
Pretty stiff gearshift.

Jesus Christ

Christ might be cool now,
But he was unpopular
With his peers back then.

I Want My Milk (And I Want It Now!)

I want my milk! Bath!
Cod liver oil, my rattle!
My vitamin drops!

Hangknot Slipknot

Try out this hangknot.
Once you do, you won't ever
Try another one.

Don't You Push Me Down

You can be mean and
Bounce my ball up and down, but
Don't you push me down!